"Slash Fiction" according to my parents
Dad: Mr. and Mr. Smith? That supposed to be some spoof of Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Oh hey, wasn't Dean, Dean Smith in that other episode? And didn't someone accuse Sam and Dean of being a gay couple in that bug episode? Haha looks like Dean Smith grew a pair and asked that tall man he met in the elevator to marry him. Where are they cause it's legal here in Massachusetts.
Me: OH MY GOD DAD XD
Dad: So...Dean wears the pants in the relationship?
Mom: Well Sam is basically a woman so it works.
Me: You do realize that you have just implied that these two brothers are in a homosexual relationship?
Dad: Well if it is Smith and Wesson then they technically aren't brothers. Wait...What happened to the gay angel in the over coat?
Me: He's missing.
Mom: So is Sam Dean's rebound?
Me: OH MY GOD
Dad: No no, honey. Sam was always first, so Cas was the rebound.
Mom: I liked the gay angel.
Dad: He was humorous.
Me: Oh please stop, I can't breathe.
Mom: So what happens if Dean and Sam are married and Cas comes back?
Dad: He'll have to fight for Dean?
Me: Or they could all share...
Mom: Olivia Marline!
Me: ...well they could.
Dad: This show is going to turn into a big gay orgy and the only straight one will be Bobby.
Me: Dad...Bobby and Crowley kissed.
Dad: ARE THERE ANY STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON THIS SHOW?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┬──┬ ノ( T _ Tノ)
I’m a burden. Like I’m some kind of wicked parasite that only takes from others. I don’t feel like I’ve done enough or pushed hard enough to change, or to become someone I can be proud of. In fact, I think I’ve just taken microscopic steps forwards. Nothing has changed about me: I’m still just as pathetic as I was a year ago. There’s been a lot to...
Notions & Notations of a Novice Cook: Making Crab... →
peegaw: I have yet to come across a person that doesn’t like crab unless, of course, they’re allergic to it. Unfortunately lump crab meat can be a little pricey, and to serve crab cakes on their own might be detrimental to your wallet since a person would probably require 3-4 cakes to feel…
My new parka is here! Shitty thing is: I have to pay $50 in customs/taxes. *sigh* And I gotta go travel out of my way to find that place… oh well. Adventure time? not literally…. Side note: Sorta hating life, or just hating just myself. Lack of sleep, lack of confidence, and uncertainty really add up once in a while. Also: I hate October. Most depressing month, ever.
but I will say this for clubbing last night:
aruarian-dance: I have never EVER felt like such a hot little potato. No jokes. There were times when we were SURROUNDED by Korean guys. And some were actually hot :OOOO because you are hot shittzzzz <3 lol I hope there weren’t too many “rat faces” like someone pointed out.. *cough*
aruarian-dance: the9th: ireoke: eaeon: REBLOG WITH YOUR ANIMU SELF omg gil hahaha Whut
livinggl0uderr: gupieee: STOP WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS NAO!!! The cuteness just kills me! <3